We can always continue to upgrade and improve ourselves, which is why we took some pains and found some really really useful courses that women might find interesting. Do sign up!
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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www.funtasticus.com
We meet 100's of people every day but remember very few of them. So lets look at what it takes to create an everlasting impact on the memory of others and how to have other people remember you-1.) Find out how you remember other people.
2.) Get your unique style of clothing- Watch fashion tv. Read some articles and be creative. Get a scarf, wear gloves etc and ask friends how it looks. Be aware of the current fashion.
3.) Get your personal scent- Choose a fragrance for yourself. You can also mix 2-3 perfumes to get your unique one. This will help you in being identified and remember by a certain fragrance!!!!
4.) Make a signature movement- Develop some signature movement for yourself like stylish handshake or wink of an eye.
Do's and Dont's
1.) Dont always go for expensive things. Cheap things like beads can also work. Just be creative.
2.) Dont think about the beauty. People need a personality to remember.
3.) Be yourself.
Chandigarh: Charging an extra Rs 42 on a pair of school shoes proved expensive for a local shoe shop. Seeking refund, Sector-45 resident Sushma, 39, knocked the doors of city’s consumer court. Stating that the store had indulged in an unfair trade practice, the consumer forum directed Mahajan Shoe Store to refund the amount it overcharged and pay Rs 5,000 as compensation along with Rs 500 as cost of litigation. Always take the bill while purchasing
moral (for shopkeepers)- Tear the MRP before selling!! ;)
Got dragged to go shopping with your girlfriend or spouse?? Here are some interesting things you can do to pass your time- 1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.
4. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell shoppers that you would invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
7. Looked right into the security camera; useit as a mirror, pick your nose, and eat it.
8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
10. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
11. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”
Ever seen how an egg develops into a chick? These well-developed shots of the growth of a chick from embryo should give you a good idea and you may have other thoughts before eating chicken the next time!!!!
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Chandigarh: While deciding two connected complaints, consumer forum directed American Express Banking Corporation and a financial retailer, Centrum Direct Limited, to issue two duplicate traveller cheques worth $ 8,000 in lieu of lost travellers cheques. The corporations were also asked to pay Rs 25,000 each for the inconvenience caused to the complainant.
In one of the complaints, Kuldip Singh, resident of Moga, alleged “In August 2006, I had purchased an American Express Travellers Cheque worth $ 8,000 on account of a visit to Malaysia for attending a wedding. However, I lost my cheque after reaching the destination.” Kuldip alleged that even though he furnished all documents to file for a refund from the bank, fresh cheques were not issued. The complainant alleged that he had to face inconvenience due to unavailability of cash and had to survive on borrowed money in a foreign country.
In their written statement, American Express Banking Corporation and Centrum Direct Limited pleaded that the complainant had made up the whole story. They alleged that Kuldip had not furnished any documents.
Ever felt cheated by a company or person but dont know what to do? Thought many times of going to consumer court but dont know your rights? From this day I will be posting judgements from various solved cases so that everyone gets the idea how consumer friendly the courts are and can exercise their rights when needed.Overcharging: Bank to pay borrower Rs 2L
Chandigarh: UT consumer forum directed ICICI Bank Limited to pay Rs two lakh as compensation to Surinder Singh, a Sector 38 resident, who alleged that the bank was overcharging him under different heads. The forum also directed the bank to shell out Rs 11,000 as litigation cost and to credit Rs 33,000 in Singh’s account along with overhauling his loan accounts.
Allured by a scheme floated by the bank, 60-year-old Singh, who is a partner of Surindra Vision & Surindra Radios Private Limited got sanctioned a home loan of Rs one crore in August 2005. The bank allegedly raised the interest against the agreed rate of 9% to 9.5% pa and then to 10.50% without his knowledge. However, during the increased need of business, the complainant got another home loan.
In May 2007, the bank informed him that his one EMI cheque had bounced. On enquiring, Singh was told that EMIs for both loans were revised due to increase in rate of interest as per RBI notification but the copy of such a notification was not supplied to him despite several requests. Beside this, the bank also took overdraft and cheque bouncing charges. Therefore, alleging that overcharging of amount from him on different heads is a deficiency in service, Singh moved a complaint in consumer court. Denying allegations ICICI Bank Limited pleaded that administrative charges are non-refundable as they are spent on disbursement of loan. It further added that since Singh’s cheque bounced, the amount was charged as per the terms and conditions.
Grand Theft Auto, NFS Carbon, Counter Strike and many others have captured the gaming industry but they certainly cant match the charm of Contra, Mario and various other games. So if you want to get back into your childhood and want to try your hands at these games again just download it from the given link and check your performance!!!!! ;)http://rapidshare.com/files/156117090/video_game.rar
Password-
www.whitegoggles.blogspot.com
Instructions for playing-
1.) Download the RAR file.
2.) Enter the password and extract the folder.
3.) Open the file RockNESX
4.) Go to file and click on open and play ROM
5.) Select contra 1 if u want to play contra OR select 64-in-1 if you want to play mario and other games.
Have a great gaming week!!!!!!
If u have any problems in downloading from rapidshare just send an email or leave a comment and i will mail it to you :)
One day, a ten - year - old boy went to an ice-cream shop, sat at atable and asked the waitress, "How much is an ice-cream cone?"She said, "seventy five cents."The boy started counting the coins he had in his hand. Then he asked how much a small cup of ice-cream was.The waitress impatiently replied, "sixty five cents". The boy said, "Iwill have the small ice-cream cup."He had his ice-cream, paid the bill and left. When the waitress came topick up the empty plate, she was touched. Underneath were ten one-cent coins as tip. The little boy had consideration for the waitress before he ordered his ice-cream. He showed sensitivity and caring. He thought of others before himself. If we all thought like the little boy, we would have a great place tolive.Thoughtfulness shows a caring attitude.
Caught in a sticky situation and need to come up with an excuse? Read the following tips to train yourself for 1 of the most important art of life!!!!!1.) Be aware of the situation- This will help you in coming up with an excuse.
2.) Build up the excuse- If possible, blame it lightly on someone else. "My parents were invited to a family party and I had to go." is a good example.
3.) Force yourself to believe your lie is truth- This will make you naturally act as if you were telling the truth.
4.) Confess ocassionally- Confess petty things ocassionally which dont matter to you so that people have that trustworthy image of you and do not suspect you later!!!!!!
5.) Remember- Treat your lie as a truth and remember it for the future
DO's
Stay calm
Practise in front of the mirror
Have a backup plan
Dont involve much people in your story
Learn the art of crying!!!!!
Donts
Dont fumble
Dont make suspicious gestures (hands in pockets, face down etc)
Dont be repetitive
If you got more points fill the comments!!!!! ;)
While it seems pretty fast to download a movie in 4 hours @512kbps connection; JAPAN has witnessed a REVOLUTION by launching 1gbps internet service last week.Japanese internet company KDDI is providing these ultra-fast connections to consumers at a price of about US$ 52 (Rs.2200) per month.
For the record- 1Gbps = 4096 times the speed of a 256Kbps connection
BumpTop is a fresh and engaging new way to interact with your computer desktop. You can pile and toss documents like on a real desk. Interact by pushing, pulling and piling documents with elegant, self revealing gestures. BumpTop's stunning interface makes clever use of 3D presentation and smooth physics-based animations for an engaging, vivid user experience.
Too sad that BUMPTOP is still in its BETA phase. So be quick to visit their website and register to get an invite so that you can use it ahead of others ;)
Hello is a movie about the events that takes place 1 night @ the call centre. I have not read the book so i wont compare it with the story of the book and would just discuss it as a general movie. The movie starts out pretty ordinarily. 1st half is filled with many light hearted silly comedy moments which you will enjoy if you are not too much into logic. The movie starts picking up pace towards the end of 1st half as things start going wrong for everyone.
The 2nd half starts with more suspense and there is much anticipation for "the call from GOD". But what could have been the strongest point of the movie seems to be the weakest. The scene isnt impressive and the movie just go down and down from there and the last half an hour is poor to say the least. Its like taking the entertainment level to 95% (before the call from god) and then dropping it to 0% in the last half hour.
Sohail khan has been the pick of the actors. Sharman joshi is also ok. Gul panag is looking gorgeous and has done well. One wonders where she had been all these years!!!!! Sajid-Wajid has again done a good job after "Partner" and the music is good. The songs to look out for are "bang bang bang" and "karle baby dance wance".
Rating-2.5/5
Apparently published in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are statements and questions made by real lawyers during their trials. No wonder lawyers have such bad rep!
1. “Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”
2. “The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”
3. “Were you present when your picture was taken?”
4. “Were you alone or by yourself?”
5. “Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?”
6. “Did he kill you?”
7. “How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”
8. “You were there until the time you left, is that true?”
9. “How many times have you committed suicide?”
10. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”
11. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
11. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
12. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male or female?”
13. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
13. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.”
14. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
14. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.”
The below picture shows the pain and suffering a computer addict has to go through when he gets a divorce!!!!!!
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You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading…
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; Or, you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance topay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.”
However, The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.
Which answer would u have chosen?? :p
They say that Tango is one of the sexiest form of dance around. Check out this beautiful dance form in motion from these well-shot pics.
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Virender Sehwag has always been a very interesting cricketer. Here is 1 incident of him which i found quite funny and thought of sharing it with all of you.
Sehwag and Snape were batting for Leicestershire against Middlesex when Abdul Razzaq started reverse swinging the ball in the way that the Pakistan bowlers do.
Sehwag came up to Snape and said: “We must lose this ball. I have a plan.” Next over, he whacked that ball clean out of the ground, forcing the umpires to pick another from the box that would obviously not reverse straight away. To which Sehwag said: “We are all right for one hour.”
Sehwag and Snape were batting for Leicestershire against Middlesex when Abdul Razzaq started reverse swinging the ball in the way that the Pakistan bowlers do.
Sehwag came up to Snape and said: “We must lose this ball. I have a plan.” Next over, he whacked that ball clean out of the ground, forcing the umpires to pick another from the box that would obviously not reverse straight away. To which Sehwag said: “We are all right for one hour.”
Back in 1992, some folks at CERN decided to put scanned photos of “the CERN girls” in some sort of “information system” the guys had just invented and were calling the “World Wide Web”.
When they posted this image online they couldn’t have imagined that pictures of women - in far lesser clothes eventually - would be an incredibly powerful and possibly the biggest driver of the internet for the next decade!
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When they posted this image online they couldn’t have imagined that pictures of women - in far lesser clothes eventually - would be an incredibly powerful and possibly the biggest driver of the internet for the next decade!
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife,“Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”, to which the wife responds,“He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too.”
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