Got dragged to go shopping with your girlfriend or spouse?? Here are some interesting things you can do to pass your time-

1. Take 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they are not looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons section.

4. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell shoppers that you would invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

7. Looked right into the security camera; useit as a mirror, pick your nose, and eat it.

8. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

9. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.

10. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

11. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here!”